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The Earth is flat.
The moon landing was fake news.
Elvis is alive.
The sun comes up in the west.

If you believe any of these statements you might as well stop reading this article. You are beyond hope. It would not matter what we say here, nothing would change your mind anyway, so there is no reason for us to continue to talk with people as stupid as you. We know that sounds blunt but we do not want to put in the effort to educate you about things so obvious and backed by so much evidence. But now look at the following statements.

The election was stolen somehow.
JFK Jr. is alive and will come back to be Trump’s VP.
All those boxes of documents are Trump’s property.
He declassified documents by just thinking it.
Trump was illegally indicted.

If you believe any or all of these statements we know your political leaning.

There is of course nothing wrong with being a Republican, but believing these falsities just because they are uttered by Trump is hard to understand. That gives the appearance that you know it’s wrong, but you are never willing to admit it because that might somehow put you in the “liberal” bracket. All of those statements have the same amount of undisputable evidence proving them as wrong as the first set of statements, and deep down you know it, but you don’t care, just because it is Trump saying it. We understand that so many of you are fed up with the politics in DC, however that is no reason to totally ignore the logic in any evidence.

If Trump, or Jim Jordan, or any of the other MAGA morons, were to tell you a hundred times a day on Fox that the Earth is flat would you believe it? Or would you just pretend that they are right just because of who they are?

If you agree with our second set of statements above that is what you must be doing….ignoring all evidence, and declaring things are true, even though you know better.
How about instead of doing that you try taking back your once great party and regain trust in your politicians by electing people with conservative values to implement those values? Stop supporting a guy who thinks it is okay to “grab women by he pussy”. Surely, that cannot be in line with your values.