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Lindsey has the honor of being first up, for lying, and selling your soul for personal benefit. Let’s start with a bit of Lindsey’s recent history.

On the very day that the former host of The Apprentice announced his candidacy for the 2016 election we were all shocked by his racist statements. During the 2016 campaign the other candidates in the race, including Lyndsey, rightly condemned many of his lies and racist statements. They were all very outspoken about it. For instance, during an interview (Sep 29, 2020) Lindsey said: “Trump is a race baiting, xenophobic religious bigot. Biden is as good a man as God ever created.”

In those days Lindsey tried very hard to present himself as an acceptably “close to moderate” Republican. Granted though, that view of Lindsey was greatly helped by his close friendship with Senator McCain. Lindsey basked in the glow of McCain’s reflected respectability and common decency, but not too long after the passing of senator McCain, when the gameshow host had become The Occupant of the White House, we saw Lindsey, and ever more of his Republican colleagues, contracting a particularly aggressive case of a disease commonly known as Dissolving Spine Syndrome (DSS).

Symptoms of DSS include a severe weakening of the spine, and the inability (or unwillingness) to stand up for formerly professed principles. Slowly but surely, Lindsey buddied up to the “race baiting, xenophobic religious bigot”, and all his formerly seemingly vehement objections to the character of this man disappeared as if they never existed.

It is unclear what caused Lindsey’s DSS. Could it be that DSS simply brought out his real, sleazy, unprincipled, power-hungry self? Could it be that the Republican voters in South Carolina by a large majority support The Occupant, and Lindsey’s job would be at risk at the next election if he did not also become as much of a race baiting, xenophobic religious bigot as his voters must be? Could Lindsey Graham be that shallow, calculated and brazenly mentally corrupt?

Our verdict: Yes, to all of the above! Shame on you Lindsey, you are nothing but a political whore, interested only in your own career, and not at all in the people you swore to represent!